The Church, is a Sunday institution to help you confess your sins…or more likely commit one.
The Church has been around for 30 years and survived 8 different venues spreading the word of the gospel of the antipodean. Even though its seen a few changes in location, it always remains the same, debauchery at it’s best.
Church begins at noon, ends at 4pm, leave your pride at the door as you have 4 hours of utter gluttony with copious amounts of booze which starts with purchasing your bag ‘o beer (and cans nonetheless). Don’t forget to come in fancy dress or you’ll feel the envy as having a good costume is the key to pulling. The next few hours are filled with comedians, classic tunes, drinking games and the odd stripper to lust after. And ladies, if you’re lucky, they’ll have a male stripper the day you go.
If you’re not a sloth by the end and are greedy for more, fear not, the party continues at the Shebu Walkie. But be warned, a day of Church drinking will have Monday morning bring a wrath of its own.
The Church The Clapham Grand 21-25 St John’s Hill (Clapham Junction)